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UCare Wins Back State Contracts in Olmsted County
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — One Minnesota insurer that sued the state after losing most of its public program contracts is getting them all back. Another company in a similar situation isn't so lucky.
A 180 For Duffey: Twins Win
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Tyler Duffey took a no-hit bid into the sixth inning of his second big league game and pitched the Minnesota Twins over the Cleveland Indians 4-1 Saturday night.
Cubs Maul Twins
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Jake Arrieta pitched a four-hitter and Dexter Fowler hit a grand slam, leading the Chicago Cubs over the Minnesota Twins 8-0 on Sunday.
US Bank Awarded Naming Rights to New Vikings Stadium
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minnesota Vikings will play in U.S. Bank Stadium starting next season, per a 20-year exclusive naming rights agreement with the banking giant.
This Present Could Not Fit Under The Tree
ST. CLOUD, Minn. (AP) — Jared Brigmon wasn't kidding when he told his fiancee he needed help carrying her Christmas gift home.
MOA Protest Leaders May Face Charges
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. (AP) — The Bloomington city attorney is considering charging the organizers of a protest that forced some stores at the Mall of America to shut down for about two hours.
Bridgewater NFL Rookie of the Year?
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Jarius Wright's 87-yard touchdown reception from Teddy Bridgewater in overtime gave the Minnesota Vikings a 30-24 victory over former teammate Percy Harvin and the New York Jets on Sunday.
On Air Murder of Mexican Radio Station Host
MEXICO CITY (AP) — Prosecutors in the northern Mexico state of Sinaloa say two gunmen
Guilty Plea in Sleepover Molestation Case
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A Minneapolis man has pleaded guilty to drugging the soda of three girls
St Cloud Brawl Leaves Three Hurt
ST. CLOUD, Minn. (AP) — Police say three people suffered stab wounds that were not life threatening during
TCU Holds Gophs to 99 Yds Rushing
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) — Receiver Josh Doctson caught two first-half touchdown receptions
Two workers hurt in MNDOT work zone
BURNSVILLE, Minn. (AP) — Minnesota transportation officials are once again urging motorists to exercise caution in highway work zones after a crash
Velveeta recall includes Minnesota
NEW YORK (AP) — Kraft said Thursday it is recalling its Velveeta cheese product from Walmart stores
Fox News anchor arrested at MSP
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — An official says Fox News anchor Gregg Jarrett
was arrested at a Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport bar for refusing to cooperate with airport police who were called to the scene.