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Ravens Rout Winless Browns, 28-7
Joe Flacco threw three touchdown passes, and the Ravens routed the winless Cleveland Browns, 28-7, in Baltimore on Thursday night. With the victory, the Ravens took over first place in the AFC North.
Cleveland (0-10) led 7-6 at the half before Flacco and Baltimore (5-4) took over control of the game...
Seahawks Hold Off Bills, 31-25
Russell Wilson threw two touchdown passes to Jimmy Graham in the first half, and the Seahawks held off the Buffalo Bills, 31-25, on Monday night.
NFL Week 9 Recap — The Raiders Are For Real & Other Things We Learned
Divisional races started to take shape in Week 9 of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week:
The Raiders Are For Real
Latavius Murray ran for 114 yards and three touchdowns, and the Oakland Raiders dominated the Denver Broncos, 30-20, on Sunday night...
NFL Week 8 Recap — The Cowboys Run The NFC East & Other Things We Learned
Two overtime games and lots of other close finishes highlighted Week 8 of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week:
Broncos Stomp Texans, 27-9, on Monday Night
C.J. Anderson ran for 107 yards and a touchdown, and the Broncos dominated the Houston Texans, 27-9, in Denver on Monday night.
NFL Week 7 Recap: Ties Happen When Kickers Stink & Other Things We Learned
Bad kicking leads to ties, and bad quarterbacking leads to losses. Here’s what we learned in Week 7 of the 2016 NFL season:
2nd Half Surge Lifts Packers Past Bears, 26-10
Aaron Rodgers threw for 326 yards and three second-half touchdowns, and the Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears, 26-10, in Wisconsin on Thursday night.
2016 ALCS Recap: Indians Shut Out Blue Jays, 3-0, Advance to World Series
Carlos Santana and Coco Crisp hit solo home runs to back the shutout pitching of four Cleveland hurlers, and the Indians beat the Blue Jays, 3-0, to win the 2016 American League pennant in Toronto on Wednesday afternoon.
Cardinals Ground Jets, 28-3, on Monday Night
David Johnson ran for 111 yards and three touchdowns, and the Cardinals crushed the New York Jets, 28-3, in Arizona on Monday night.
NFL Week 6 Recap — The Cowboys Are Dangerous & Other Things We Learned
Close games, upsets and injuries highlighted Week 6 of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week.
Dodgers Top Nats, 4-3, Thanks To Kershaw Save
Dodgers’ ace Clayton Kershaw got the last two outs of the game with the go-ahead run on-base in the bottom of the ninth inning, and Los Angeles rallied to beat the Washington Nationals, 4-3, in the decisive Game 5 of the National League Division Series on Thursday night.
Chargers Beat Broncos, 21-13, Behind Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers passed for 178 yards and one touchdown, and the Chargers beat the Denver Broncos, 21-13, in San Diego on Thursday night.
Buccaneers Beat Panthers, 17-14, On Roberto Aguayo Kick
Roberto Aguayo kicked a 38-yard field goal as time expired, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers edged the Carolina Panthers, 17-14, in Charlotte on Monday night.
NFL Week 5 Recap — The Vikings Stand Alone & Other Things We Learned
Only one unbeaten team remains after five Sundays of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week: